Mr. Pink

JOE
But he’s OK. If he wasn’t OK, he wouldn’t be here. Okay, let me introduce everybody to everybody.
But once again, at the risk of being redundant, if I even think I hear somebody telling or referring to somebody by their Christian name…
(Joe searches for the right words)
…you won’t want to be you.
Okay, quickly.
(pointing at the men as he gives them a name)
Mr. Brown, Mr. White, Mr. Blonde, Mr. Blue, Mr. Orange, and Mr. Pink.

MR. PINK
Why am I Mr. Pink?

JOE
Cause you’re a faggot.

Everybody laughs.

MR. PINK
Why can’t we pick out our own colors?

JOE
I tried that once, it don’t work. You get four guys fighting over who’s gonna be Mr. Black. Since nobody knows anybody else, nobody wants to back down. So forget it, I pick. Be thankful you’re not Mr. Yellow.

MR. BROWN
Yeah, but Mr. Brown? That’s too close to Mr. Shit.

Everybody laughs.

MR. PINK
Yeah, Mr. Pink sounds like Mr. Pussy. Tell you what, let me be Mr. Purple. That sounds good to me, I’m Mr. Purple.

JOE
You’re not Mr. Purple, somebody from another job’s Mr. Purple.
You’re Mr. Pink.

MR. WHITE
Who cares what your name is? Who cares if you’re Mr. Pink, Mr. Purple, Mr. Pussy, Mr. Piss…

MR. PINK
Oh that’s really easy for you to say, you’re Mr. White. You gotta cool-sounding name. So tell me, Mr. White, if you think “Mr. Pink” is no big deal, you wanna trade?

JOE
Nobody’s trading with anybody! Look, this ain’t a goddamn fuckin city counsel meeting! Listen up Mr. Pink. We got two ways here, my way or the highway. And you can go down either of ‘em. So what’s it gonna be, Mr. Pink?

Ich bin zur Zeit des öfteren geschäftlich in Jena und habe dadurch immer vorübergehend einen Fernseher im Hotelzimmer. Und was soll ich sagen? Das Programm ist doch schlechter, als ich es in Erinnerung hatte. Da schaue ich lieber DVDs. Sehr empfehlen kann ich den Auslieh-Versand von Amazon. Man zahl nur 9 Euro im Monat und kann sich mit DVDs eindecken so viel man will.